Coldplay: My Least Favorite Thing Ever

Sorry about the lack of blogs lately. Today, let’s revisit one of my favorite topics–music that I hate.

You’ll see that the images above represent a historical pyramid of pain inflected upon humanity, with Coldplay residing at the top. I guess everything below Coldplay is debatable, I sort of just threw that together without thinking about it too much.

I hate Coldplay so much that I wrote a song about it. It’s not very good, but it’s better than Coldplay (granted that’s not saying very much).

My latest beef with them is the subject of this article, though it really just adds to the laundry list of things I dislike about them.


5 thoughts on “Coldplay: My Least Favorite Thing Ever

  1. What’s really really really really sad is that the only reason I’m reading this cute little sad blog is because you mentioned Coldplay. How about you keep riffing on things you hate, and we’ll keep listening to music we enjoy. I think I’m going to have a lot more fun.


  2. Your blog is cute, little, and sad. Keep your goddamn dirty mitts off of Coldplay, or they will shoot you with muskets and stab you with their bayonets.

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