I was actually disappointed he wasn’t dead. What a stupid fucking news story. I hope Balloon Boy gets hit by a truck.
There was also one other person I had fantasized about killing, but thankfully the Phish took care of that for me.
Sorry for the lack of posts. I was going to write something about Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but screw it. I already had a bar argument about it so now I am ready to move on. Basically I think he should’ve won, but if you gave it to some dude I’d never heard of instead, I probably wouldn’t argue. In my Nobel Peace Prize Power Rankings I would put Obama way behind Nelson Mandala, but way ahead of Henry Kissinger.
Well, that’s all I have tonight. More coming soon, my friends!
