TP blows goats

When I first started this blog, there were many high expectations from fans and pundits alike. Needless to say, the results so far have been underwhelming. Like John McCain, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Hagar, and others, I had a chance to seize the spotlight, but fell flat on my face.

I can at least take comfort in not being the least-prolific blogger on the internet. If this blog were A-Rod, then this anemic collection of posts by Thomas M. Peretti would be Cory Lidle. Sadly, his plane has taken a wide left turn and crashed into the building of irrelevance. My posts four have solidified my status as the superior blogger out of him and I, albeit a lackluster achievement.