Worst Songs of All-Time, Part I

I like to rank stuff. Whenever shit happens, I like to compare it to other shit that happened in some sort of ascending list format. Hence the motivation for this latest entry. I’m aware that VH1 and Blender have both done there own versions of such a list: to call these rankings inadequate would be [...]

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TP blows goats

When I first started this blog, there were many high expectations from fans and pundits alike. Needless to say, the results so far have been underwhelming. Like John McCain, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Hagar, and others, I had a chance to seize the spotlight, but fell flat on my face.
I can at least take comfort in [...]

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Funniest TV Scene Ever

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My Apartment

Editors Note: This one is from the archives, circa February 2007.
If you look at a map of the USA, it sort of looks like Florida is America’s wang and California is its butt. Also, I think Hawaii looks like America just took a dump in the Pacific Ocean. The reason I thought of that is [...]

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This is a “blog”

I came across this website today. It seems to be some sort of online journal with entries organized in reverse chronological order. I noticed that the author is quite an expert on life in general, and he is apparently very popular with the ladies. Consequently, I’ve decided to emulate this maverick by creating a website [...]

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